just for laugh~~`

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Can't Take That Way

pada seme2 backstabber..jubjub tujukan lagu ni...khas untukmu..ni lagu yg jubjub suka sgt2 dr dulu2 lagi.sebab jubjub rasa lagu ni memberi semangat kat jubjub...





Can't Take That Way

They can say anything they want to say

Try to bring me down

But I will not allow

Anyone to succeed

Hanging clouds over me

And they can try hard to make me feel

That I don't matter at all

But I refuse to falter

In what I believe

Or lose faith in my dreams



Chorus:

'cause there's a light in me

That shines brightly

They can try

But they can't take that away from me

From me



They can do anything they want to you

If you let them in

But they won't ever win

If you cling to your pride

And just push them aside

See

I have learned there's an inner peace I own

Something in my soul

That they cannot possess

So I won't be afraid

And darkness will fade


'cause there's a light in me

That shines brightly

They can try

But they can't take that away from me



No

They can't take this

Precious love

I'll always have inside me

Certainly the lord will guide me

Where I need to go



They can say anything they want to say

Try to break me down

But I won't face the ground

I will rise steadily

Sailing out of their reach



Oh lord

They do try hard to make me feel

That I don't matter at all

But I refuse to falter

In what I believe

Or lose faith in my dreams



'cause there's a light in me that shines brightly

They can try

But they can't take that away from me

From me

not me anymore

nape susah sgt jubjub nak adapt ngan environment kat cni. rasa tertekan sgt life jubjub akhir2 ni. bgn keje pagi2 rasa xbest sgt2. xde smgt kerja. xmcm dulu2.dulu2 even kerja gaji kecik tp jubjub enjoy ngan kerja jubjub. pagi2 bgn ader jer terus merancang jadual hidup supaya jubjub leh wat kerja ngan aman.kerja ngan dr.sabar byk sgt kerja nak kena nak kena wat eksperimen. jaga akaun. tolong dia wat slide ngajar lagi. jaga bdk FYP. uruskan hal2 lab. kadang2 kul 12mlm kena dtg lagi tgk lab. sabtu ahad pon xcuti. tp hati jubjub tenang. hepi. jubjub enjoy ngan kerja jubjub tu.pastu rasanya kerja ngan itek dulu lagi penat.tp jubjub leh lagi wat part time tuisyen. even masa tu gaji cukup2 makan n byr duit kete je.tp hati senang.xde perasaan xpuas ati kat org.hepi jer rasa masa tu. kat mckk pon sama.ngajar budak2 yang egois tp sonok. sbb rasa tercabar ngan ego diorg. byk xtvt luar yg ntah pape yg kami kena p. tp hepi je..kwn2 pon xmerunsingkan. mcm2 kami wat nak gembirakan hati kami sesama sendiri. tapi tula..skrg jubjub jd mcm ni pon jubjub xtau. xde perasaan nak gelak2. xde rasa nak menghepikan diri. rasa mcm xleh jadik diri sendiri..dulu2 kan ramai org panggil jubjub gila. sebab perangai jubjub yg gila2.skrg...ntah la...

help me!!!

a nice lesson

Once a boy went to a shop with his mother. The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets. And said 'Dear Child..u can take the sweets...But the child didn't take. The shop keeper was surprised.. Such a small child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle. Again he said take the sweets....Now the mother also heard that and said.. Take the sweets dear.. Yet he didn't take... The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets... He himself took the sweets and gave to the child. The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets. While returning home the Mother asked the child... Why didn't you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take?..Can you guess the response: Child replies... Mom! My hands are very small and if I take the sweets I can only take few.. But now you see when uncle gave with his big hands.... How many more sweets I got!

Moral: When we take we may get little but when God gives... HE gives us more beyond our expectations... More than what we can hold..!!

Pause and ponder

~~nothin' to says...

for some people that i love.
Pause and ponder.
Think before you act.
Be patient.
Understand and love..

we're too often failed to recognize the differences between the person and the performance. everybody make mistakes. and we are allowed to make mistakes. but the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever..and again...please think before you act..maybe someone around you will hurting..that 'someone' maybe me!! think first before you lose your patience with someone u love.

stress

~~setiap keje msti ada versi strees masing2 kan. dulu masa jd ckgu t=stress dia lain..nak tarik minat students. nak bg diorg enjoy skligus paham masa blaja. nak bg diorg lulus wif flying colours lagik..tp penat2 masa ckgu dulu. even mlm pon p skolah tgk dorg prep. tp xlah sestress keje skrg. skrg ni smpi xleh nak tdo mlm.duk penat pk keje..mcm2 nak kena wat..kadang2 rasa nak benti keje jer...harap2 hati ni tabah lagi lah menempuh semua cbrn ni...huhuhu..~~

my new life~~~

my new job in new job environment new house (new??!!) new task new friends..its all new to me...huhuhu..

harap2 jubjub dapat sesuaikan diri dengan keadaan kat cetree ni..chhaiyok2!!baru dua hari kerja cni..byk cbrn baru yg jubjub kena tempuh..insyaAllah smenya akan baik2 saja kan..amin..

4 tahun la....

empat tahun la!!! patut mcm happy tp sedih..nape erk??


tapi jubjub terpaksa pk....

jangan pernah mengabaikan org yang anda kasihi

berbalik citer semalam kan..jubjub jumpa ni...mcm best nk kongsi sama2..ramai org yang berchenta. n mmg ramai yg meng impikan perkahwinan...tipu la sape2 yg berchenta xnak kawen kan...jubjub pon tergolong dlm golongan itu...hahaha... tp ramai gak yg lupa wat maintanance...pas kawen dah xmcm sblm kawen...bkn pengalaman jubjub la kan...tp as jubjub nampak..sll jdk gtu...mintak ampun la..harap kita dijauhkan dlm golongan yg "tersebut" slps kawen kan? biarlah chenta kita tu never ending..mls nak jubjub nak diskus mende2 ni..jauh lagi dr dunia jubjub..but jubjub just aware jer...saje nak kongsi kan....

Mampukah aku menjadi seperti Siti Khadijah?

Agung cintanya pada Allah dan Rasulullah,

Hartanya diperjuangkan ke jalan fisabillah,

Penawar hati kekasih Allah,

Susah dan senang rela bersama.

Dapatkah kudidik jiwa seperti Siti Aishah,

Isteri Rasulullah yang bijak,

Pendorong di kala kesusahan dan penderitaan,

Tiada sukar untuk dilaksanakan.

Mengalir air mataku,

Melihat pengorbanan puteri solehah Siti Fatimah,

Akur dalam setiap perintah,

Taat pada abuyanya yang sentiasa berjuang,

Tiada memiliki harta dunia,

Layaklah ia sebagai wanita penghulu syurga.

Ketika aku marah,

Inginku intip serpihan sabar,

Daripada catatan hidup Siti Sarah.

Tabahkah jiwaku,

Setabah umi Nabi Ismail,

Mengendong bayinya yang masih merah,

Mencari air penghilang dahaga,

Di terik padang pasir merak

Ditinggalkan suami akur tanpa bantah,

Pengharapannya hanya pada Allah,

Itulah wanita Siti Hajar.

Dapatkah aku mengikut jejak Siti Rahmah,

Permaisuri Nabi Ayyub,

Pasrah dengan dugaan Tuhannya,

Walau pernah tersungkur ke dalam jerat syaitan,

Namun ia kembali,

Kerana iman yang kuat,

Telah dijanjikan syurga adalah balasannya,

Bahagia adalah miliknya.

Mampukah aku menjadi wanita solehah?

Mati dalam keunggulan iman,

Bersinar indah, harum tersebar,

Bagai wanginya pusara Masyitah

selagi ada rindu

jiwang giler lagu ni..meh layan seme.........